If Irn-Bru Made a Solar Comparison Site… It Would Look a Lot Like This

There’s a moment every brand waits for.

That moment when you type your own name into Google…
and the internet goes:

“Did you mean the national drink of Scotland?”

And honestly?

We’ll take it.

Because if Irn-Bru did make a solar comparison site, it wouldn’t be beige.
It wouldn’t be polite.
It definitely wouldn’t be written by a committee.

It would be bold.
It would be Scottish.
And it would tell you the truth – even if it wasn’t pretty.

Which is basically SunBru in a nutshell.

The Problem With Solar (It’s No the Panels)

Solar’s not confusing because of technology.
It’s confusing because of people.

• Salesmen pretending to be advisors
• “Free quotes” that cost you 47 phone calls
• “Average savings” that mean absolutely nothing
• Systems designed for someone else’s roof
• And prices that magically change once you show interest

It’s like trying to buy a car where nobody tells you the price until you’re already sitting in it.

The Irn-Bru Approach to Energy

Irn-Bru never pretended to be fancy.
It never pretended to be subtle.
It just said:

“Here it is. Take it or leave it.”

That’s what SunBru does with solar.

No scripts.
No sales patter.
No “book a consultation”.

Just:

• Your roof
• Your system size
• Your real price
• Your real savings
• Your real payback

Before any installer even knows your name.

Politicians Sell Futures. We Show You Tuesdays.

Every government plan talks in billions.
Every homeowner lives in £££ per month.

We don’t care about:

• National averages
• Strategic frameworks
• 2040 roadmaps

We care about:

• Can you afford it?
• Does it work on your house?
• Will it actually save you money?

Because if it doesn’t work in Coatbridge, Dundee, or Kirkcaldy…
it doesn’t work at all.

Why This Feels Different

Most energy sites feel like banks.
SunBru feels like a Scottish mate who’s good at maths.

You don’t get:

• “Trusted partners”
• “Exclusive offers”
• “Limited time deals”

You get:

• “Here’s the number.”
• “Here’s what changes it.”
• “Here’s when it makes sense.”
• “Here’s when it doesn’t.”

Sometimes the answer is: don’t bother yet.

And that’s exactly why people trust it.

Bottom Line

So Aye… If Irn-Bru Built Solar

It wouldn’t be neutral.
It wouldn’t be corporate.
It wouldn’t be trying to impress anyone.

It would be:

• Independent
• Slightly rebellious
• Built for real Scottish homes
• Obsessed with honesty
• And allergic to bullshit

Which is kind of perfect.

Because SunBru isn’t here to sell you solar.

It’s here to make sure nobody sells you nonsense.

Scotland’s Energy. Bottled Properly.

No calls.
No pressure.
Just real numbers – before anyone knocks your door.

SunBru.
If Irn-Bru made a solar site, this would be it